Yesterday, Curious George woke up before me (not an uncommon occurrence) and tried to get me to get up and start the day. When I finally got up to use the bathroom, he followed me. There he saw two big boxes of tampons.
CG: Mom, you use this for your pee-pee?
Me: Um, yeah.
CG: I use this on my pee-pee?
Me: No, Matty. Only girls use it.
CG: I use it on my penis?
Me: No. Only girls use it.
CG: On your penis?
Me: No, girls don't have penis.
Me: Because girls and boys are different.
By this time, I hurry up with my morning ritual and run out the bathroom!
1 year ago