When I was telling Matty goodbye when I dropped him off at school, it was evident that Daddy hasn't realized that he should watch what he says with Matty.
Matty: I want to close the door for you, Mommy.
Me: OK. Give me a big kiss. (I get a kiss.) Give me a big hug. (He holds his arms straight out for me.)
Matty: Mommy, too tight! You're squeezing the poop out.
Oh yes, this one is from Daddy. I've heard it a few times (at home) and apparently, now so have other people.
1 year ago