The TV was on Sesame Street one morning and on the TV were ducklings hatching out of their eggs.
Matty: Mommy, look! They're coming out!
Me: Oh yes. The ducks are hatching.
Matty: They're coming out, Mommy!
Me: Can you tell me what that is that the ducklings are coming out from?
Matty: They come out of the mommy's butt!
2 years ago